If It's True You Can See It With Your Eyes

spoken-not-written: ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:51:07 +1000

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

BUT IF YOU INSULT ME BECAUSE OF WHAT I LIKE OR SAY WHAT I LIKE IS SHIT i will hunt you down and kill you

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:49:19 +1000

dave-mau5: Strife? dontletmegetmyhandsonfakeblood Im on omegle...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:49:03 +1000

dave-mau5:

Strife?

~~dontletmegetmyhandsonfakeblood~~

Im on omegle guys hello c:

das-vadanya: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: if-inconvenient-co...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:48:42 +1000

das-vadanya:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

if-inconvenient-comeanyway:

king-moriarty-in-the-tardis:

doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]

excuse me

The great sass war

lordengliish: sometimes people think the g in lasagna (or lasagne) is useless, but without it,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:43:23 +1000

lordengliish:

sometimes people think the g in lasagna (or lasagne) is useless, but without it, you’d pronounce it “laz-ah-na” rather than “laz-ah-nya”

so even though you might think you’re useless, you have a purpose, you just might not be able to see it, and without you, everything would be different

you might think you’re as useless as the g in lasagna, but i sure as heck wouldn’t want to live in a world without the g in lasagna, or a world without you in it!

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:42:03 +1000

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Thu, 23 May 2013 15:41:06 +1000

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:04:34 +1000

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:01:37 +1000

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

thebigblackwolfe: LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THIS HAPPY ASS FOX

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:00:22 +1000

thebigblackwolfe:

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT THIS HAPPY ASS FOX

authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:58:02 +1000

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

hermicent: OTTO (by MOTH ART)

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:50:42 +1000

hermicent:

OTTO (by MOTH ART)

fullelvenalchemist: bountyhunterdwe: firegrowshigher: transhum...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:49:47 +1000

fullelvenalchemist:

bountyhunterdwe:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.

I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time.

fffcuk: everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:16:41 +1000

fffcuk:

everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why did the chicken cross the road?” joke must be

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:14:44 +1000

lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:43 +1000

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

I’m only a young girl, new to the ways of war, but perhaps a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:58:53 +1000

I’m only a young girl, new to the ways of war, but perhaps a seasoned captain like yourself can explain to me how you propose to defeat us?

teacupkitty: What if Meulin and Kankri hated each other...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:30 +1000

teacupkitty:

What if Meulin and Kankri hated each other :33

(plus bonus katnep because I’m pretty sure their reaction would be priceless)

tumblrofthrones: #team targaryen: not here for your shit...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:38 +1000

tumblrofthrones:

#team targaryen: not here for your shit today

dirkstridersbraces: roxy-jr: what if you stop that

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:26 +1000

dirkstridersbraces:

roxy-jr:

what if

you stop that